The Boston Bruins Are In First Place And Playoff Shirts Are Now On Sale!
All I can say is good fucking luck to whoever has to play these guys in the playoffs. This team is dumb good. Stupid good. Top to bottom they are all monsters, child monsters. This playoff run is going to be deep as hell and is most likely going to end in a parade. They just beat the former best team in the east and, in case you hadn’t heard, they’re missing an absolute ton of studs. The guys who just beat the Lightning 4-2 aren’t the ones you have to face in the playoffs, you have to face them plus Zdeno Chara plus Charlie McAvoy plus Jake DeBrusk plus Rick Nash (probably, tbh I’m a little worried about him).
*extremely Taken voice*
Good luck.